About Us

“My name is Samuel and I run this merch store.”
“My name is Darshen."

Yes, those legendary lines have somehow spiraled into this: our very own merch store!

You asked for it, and now it’s here—MERCH featuring the catchphrases that made you pause, laugh, and go, “Born to be a Darshen, forced to be a Samuel”

We’re beyond grateful for all the love and chaos you’ve supported us through. This merch drop is our way of saying thank you — and also a lowkey flex that we now have clothes with our names on them.

Please be assured that Samuel is handling all the logistics and operations of this merch store as he should. While Darshen is being iconic. 

So go ahead — cop something, wear it loud, wear it proud, and when people ask, “Who are Samuel and Darshen?”

You can just say:
“Icons. Legends. And why don’t you know them?”